Your butter is ugly, let me rate it.
It’s like they took all the butter and left just enough to remind you what you're missing. You can barely call this a block—more like a smear with big dreams. But hey, if you ever wanted to experience the emotional equivalent of scraping the bottom of the barrel this ugly remnant of dairy excellence really nails it. It’s not even ugly in a quirky, endearing way... it’s ugly in a “who hurt you?” kind of way.
Butter Blunder Index: 9.5
— Jackspyder
Ooh là là! Behold, a glimpse of this scandalous French beauty! The butter teases us, lounging casually in that seductive silver wrap, half-dressed, showing just enough to make hearts flutter. It’s a creamy temptress with curves so smooth they could melt in your mouth. The revealing paper clings to it, refusing to let go of this buttery goddess for the world to see. A picture so bold, it’s almost indecent—yet we can't look away. Très magnifique! Très Moulin Rouge.
Butter Blunder Index: 7.0
— Le Rouge Et Le Noir
Ah, the Bucket of Butter. Looks like the captured soul of sneezing butter goblin. Pure butter pouring chaos.
Butter Blunder Index: 7.5
— Coach Joey
The white tablecloth on the table? Classic grandma style, like they’re hosting the Queen of Hearts for tea. The butter itself? Audacious ! Not even a crack, not even a slightly uneven plane. It's like it's trying too hard to be perfect. Just butter, sitting there, judging me with its normalcy. At least the corners shows some sort of excited slicing.
Butter Blunder Index: 2.1
— Alice
Someone had the wrong idea when they got told to fill the cup to the rim, leaving us with a gaping hole—like it’s trying to win an award for the low calory category.
Butter Blunder Index: 8.5
— Alien
What is this !! Butter for Ants ?
Butter Blunder Index: 7.9
— Julien
A daring display of anti-cubism, where the artist ingeniously fragments the material into such an intricate labyrinth of shapes that no surface remains large enough for even the most determined butter knife. A bold commentary on the futility of spreading.
Butter Blunder Index: 3.6
— Julien
Stairway to staleness. Did you think you were going to outclimb the old layer ?
Butter Blunder Index: 4.5
— Julien